Thursday, July 15, 2010

The "OSR" has spidergoats.

That's our innovation!


Chad Thorson said...

Spidergoats are one of the most horrifying creatures ever!

Greyhawk Grognard said...

Any game is improved by spider-goats.

scottsz said...

I hear you can make an edible cheese blanket spun from spidergoat silk...

Dan of Earth said...

...and a spidergoat haunch is listed in the food section of Mutant Future.

Anonymous said...

Spider-Goat, Spider-Goat
Does whatever a spider-goat does:
Spins a web, any size,
Catches characters just like flies--
Look out:
Here comes the Spider-Goat.

Is he strong?
Listen hear,
He's got a radioactive beard.
Can he swing from a thread?
Look...oops, he bit off your head;
Hey there--
There goes the Spider-Goat.

Chris Creel said...

Well played Grendelwulf.

Unknown said...

I've even got spider goats waiting to be published!

scottsz said...

@Grendelwulf: You know, I think for the rest of my life, if I read or hear that 'theme', I picture Homer instead of Spidey... that wrong?

@Joe B: I hate to say it, but the Spider-Goat might be the mascot everyone's looking for...

Anonymous said...

@Chris Creel: Thanks.
@scottsz: Yeah, I kept hearing it myself.

I will have to use them somehow. And possibly even their dreaded nemesis:

The Sheep-Goblin!
or maybe, Dr. Dogtipus?

...or would you believe, Hysterio (a hyena-based blink dog)?