Spider-Goat, Spider-Goat Does whatever a spider-goat does: Spins a web, any size, Catches characters just like flies-- Look out: Here comes the Spider-Goat.
Is he strong? Listen hear, He's got a radioactive beard. Can he swing from a thread? Look...oops, he bit off your head; Hey there-- There goes the Spider-Goat.
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Spidergoats are one of the most horrifying creatures ever!
Any game is improved by spider-goats.
I hear you can make an edible cheese blanket spun from spidergoat silk...
...and a spidergoat haunch is listed in the food section of Mutant Future.
Spider-Goat, Spider-Goat
Does whatever a spider-goat does:
Spins a web, any size,
Catches characters just like flies--
Look out:
Here comes the Spider-Goat.
Is he strong?
Listen hear,
He's got a radioactive beard.
Can he swing from a thread?
Look...oops, he bit off your head;
Hey there--
There goes the Spider-Goat.
Well played Grendelwulf.
@Grendelwulf: You know, I think for the rest of my life, if I read or hear that 'theme', I picture Homer instead of Spidey...
...is that wrong?
@Joe B: I hate to say it, but the Spider-Goat might be the mascot everyone's looking for...
@Chris Creel: Thanks.
@scottsz: Yeah, I kept hearing it myself.
I will have to use them somehow. And possibly even their dreaded nemesis:
The Sheep-Goblin!
or maybe, Dr. Dogtipus?
...or would you believe, Hysterio (a hyena-based blink dog)?
Ciao!
GW
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