Thursday, July 15, 2010

The "OSR" has spidergoats.

That's our innovation!


Atom Kid said...

Spidergoats are one of the most horrifying creatures ever!

Joseph said...

Any game is improved by spider-goats.

scottsz said...

I hear you can make an edible cheese blanket spun from spidergoat silk...

Dan of Earth said...

...and a spidergoat haunch is listed in the food section of Mutant Future.

Anonymous said...

Spider-Goat, Spider-Goat
Does whatever a spider-goat does:
Spins a web, any size,
Catches characters just like flies--
Look out:
Here comes the Spider-Goat.

Is he strong?
Listen hear,
He's got a radioactive beard.
Can he swing from a thread?
Look...oops, he bit off your head;
Hey there--
There goes the Spider-Goat.

Chris Creel said...

Well played Grendelwulf.

John Adams said...

I've even got spider goats waiting to be published!

scottsz said...

@Grendelwulf: You know, I think for the rest of my life, if I read or hear that 'theme', I picture Homer instead of Spidey... that wrong?

@Joe B: I hate to say it, but the Spider-Goat might be the mascot everyone's looking for...

Anonymous said...

@Chris Creel: Thanks.
@scottsz: Yeah, I kept hearing it myself.

I will have to use them somehow. And possibly even their dreaded nemesis:

The Sheep-Goblin!
or maybe, Dr. Dogtipus?

...or would you believe, Hysterio (a hyena-based blink dog)?