Thursday, July 15, 2010

The "OSR" has spidergoats.

That's our innovation!

8 comments:

  1. Spidergoats are one of the most horrifying creatures ever!

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  2. Any game is improved by spider-goats.

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  3. I hear you can make an edible cheese blanket spun from spidergoat silk...

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  4. ...and a spidergoat haunch is listed in the food section of Mutant Future.

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  5. Spider-Goat, Spider-Goat
    Does whatever a spider-goat does:
    Spins a web, any size,
    Catches characters just like flies--
    Look out:
    Here comes the Spider-Goat.

    Is he strong?
    Listen hear,
    He's got a radioactive beard.
    Can he swing from a thread?
    Look...oops, he bit off your head;
    Hey there--
    There goes the Spider-Goat.

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  6. @Grendelwulf: You know, I think for the rest of my life, if I read or hear that 'theme', I picture Homer instead of Spidey...

    ...is that wrong?

    @Joe B: I hate to say it, but the Spider-Goat might be the mascot everyone's looking for...

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  7. @Chris Creel: Thanks.
    @scottsz: Yeah, I kept hearing it myself.

    I will have to use them somehow. And possibly even their dreaded nemesis:

    The Sheep-Goblin!
    or maybe, Dr. Dogtipus?

    ...or would you believe, Hysterio (a hyena-based blink dog)?

    Ciao!
    GW

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